Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear Before or During Surgery

1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2 Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "CSI"

3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie

6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is her spleen, then what's that?

9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, she's got two of 'em

10 Come back with that! Bad Dog!





See you on the other side, folks!

3 comments:

CGBCYouth said...

What? Not, "Ooooops..."?!

CGBCYouth said...

What? Not, "Ooooops..."?!

e said...

How about: "Oh, it what the other hip? Crap."

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