Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear Before or During Surgery

1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2 Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "CSI"

3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie

6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is her spleen, then what's that?

9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, she's got two of 'em

10 Come back with that! Bad Dog!

See you on the other side, folks!


CGBCYouth said...

What? Not, "Ooooops..."?!

CGBCYouth said...

What? Not, "Ooooops..."?!

e said...

How about: "Oh, it what the other hip? Crap."

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