If you're wondering why I have not posted any exciting expoloits from my Memorial Day weekend, it's because I didn't have any. I'm sick. I have a horrible cold that started on Saturday morning and that continues to plague me, full-throttle, today. My head feels like someone poured glue into my ears until it overflowed and now everything that was already in my head is being pushed out and is trying to escape through my nose and eyes. My glands are swollen, I can barely hear, my nose is red, my eyes are bloodshot, and my head is disproportionately hot in comparison to the rest of my body. I don't have a temperature but I feel like I should have. This, coupled with the lacklustre, blustery, wet weather meant no fun for BritRant on Memorial Day weekend.