Adventures of a commitment phobic, suburban, working mom, who loves hot, teenage vampires.
Patience, patience now!
Way to go, old lady!! That was AWESOME!!!!!!! So funny. The lady's like, bite me, you jerk. But oh so understated.
You go granny! How often have I wanted to do that? OOOh so many times, but I'm fearful. But not granny!
She's all, what are you gonna do, run me down? Please! I fall asleep at crosswalks, do you think I give a crap? I'm old, damn it, show some respect.
I just LOVE that the honking driver's air bag deployed when she smacked the guy's grill! Gives new meaning to "she was all up in his grill."
This is *outstanding*. When I get old, I'm going to carry a brolly and wear purple. I will make it my business to nod off at crosswalks to see what happens. Onya nanna. She's so "bite me."
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Way to go, old lady!! That was AWESOME!!!!!!! So funny. The lady's like, bite me, you jerk. But oh so understated.
You go granny! How often have I wanted to do that? OOOh so many times, but I'm fearful. But not granny!
She's all, what are you gonna do, run me down? Please! I fall asleep at crosswalks, do you think I give a crap? I'm old, damn it, show some respect.
I just LOVE that the honking driver's air bag deployed when she smacked the guy's grill! Gives new meaning to "she was all up in his grill."
This is *outstanding*. When I get old, I'm going to carry a brolly and wear purple. I will make it my business to nod off at crosswalks to see what happens.
Onya nanna. She's so "bite me."
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