Thanks to the Gurly Life for this nugget of fantastic satire from the wonderful John Stewart.
It's so sad. What happened to the STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS? What a "cry baby" ad! Booo hooo! Obama gets more tv and support than me, which is EXACTLY WHY he shouldn't be President. (?) Heck, don't you know that Presidents should be ignored by the media and hated by the rest of the world? My name is John McCain and I can be ignored by the media and hated by the rest of the world.